Best 100+ New Funny Shayari in English

Funny Shayari in English: Laughter is a universal language, and what better way to spark joy and spread smiles than with some humorous Shayari? Combining the beauty of poetry with lighthearted wit, funny Shayari serves as a delightful way to express quirky thoughts, playful observations, and amusing anecdotes. Whether it’s a playful jab at everyday life, a comical take on relationships, or a funny reflection on the oddities we encounter, these verses promise to tickle your funny bone.

Each couplet not only showcases creativity but also invites readers to share a laugh, making it a perfect addition to any social gathering, text message, or even a personal diary. Get ready to explore the lighter side of life through these charming and witty lines that remind us all to not take ourselves too seriously!

Usne Kaha Mere Ishq Mein Tum Fana Ho Jao 
Maine Kaha Mujhe Neend Aa Rahi Hai Tum Dafa Ho Jao. 

Agar Tum Mujhse Roothogi to Bataoon Kaise Manaoonga 
Aakar Tere Paas Ek Kaan Ke Neeche Lagaoonga.

Zaamane Ke Dar Se Teri Tasveer 
Toilet Mein Chhupa Rakhi Hai
Deedar Ho Tera Bar-Bar Iss Liye 
Julaab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hai.

Aahat Si Koi Aaye to Lagta Hai Ki Tum Ho 
Saya Sa Koi Lehraye to Lagta Hai Ki Tum Ho 
Ab Tumhi Batao Tum Kya Kisi Bhoot Se Kam Ho?.

Nazar Mile to Usay Izhaar Kehte Hain 
Raat Ko Neend Na Aae to Use Pyaar Kehte Hain 
Aur Jo in Chakkaron Mein Na Pade 
Usee Ko Samajhdaar Kehte Hain.

Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina
Wah Wah Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina
Khud Hi Hanskar Kahoge 
Made in China Made in China.

Jali Ko Aag Kehte Hain Bujhi Ko Raakh Kehte Hain 
Aur Jo Mere Doston Ke Paas Nahi Hai Use Dimaag Kehte Hain.

Na Mujhe Kisi Ka Dil Chahiye 
Na Mujhe Jamaane Se Koi Aas Hai 
Jo Apni Girlfriend Ki Pappi Dilva De 
Mujhe Bas Aise Dost Ki Talaash Hai.

Doston Hum Unhen Mud Mudkar Dekhte Rahe 
Aur Vo Hamen Mud Mudakar Dekhte Rahe 
Vo Hamen Hum Unhen Vo Hamen, Hum Unhen Kyonki 
Pareeksha Mein Na Unhen Kuch Aata Tha Na Hame. 

Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum.

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Dosti Ko Bade Pyaar Se Nibhaenge 
Koshish Rahegi Tujhe Na Sataayenge 
Kabhi Pasand Na Aaye Mera Saath to Bata Dena 
Gin Bhi Na Paoge Itne Thappad Lagaenge.

Dost Roothe to Rab Roothe Phir Roothe to Jag Chhoote 
Agar Phir Roothe to Dil Toote Aur Agar Phir Roothe to 
Nikaal Latthi Maar Saale Ko Jab Tak Latthi Na Toote.

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega.

Ae Dost Har Khushi Ko Teri Taraf Mod Du 
Tere Lie Chaand Sitaare Tak Tod Du 
Saari Khushiyon Ke Darvaaje Tere Lie Khol Du 
Itna Theek Hai Ya Do Chaar Jhuth or Bol Du.

Ae Dost Hamari Dosti Itni Gehari Ho 
Jo Tumhari Girlfriend Ho Uske Sath Shadi Meri Ho.

Guruji Ki Baaton Mein Hoti Hai Jaadoo Kee Jhadi 
Lekin Faltoo Ki Baaten Sunkar Ho Jati Hai Chidi 
Bete, Cute Lag Rahe Ho Vo Kehte Hain Har Baar
Ham Sochte Hain, Are, Ye to Mast Baat Hai Yaar.

Shikshak Ne Poochha Ghar Par Kya Bataoge Beta
Maine to Tumhare Lunchbox Ka Khana Kha Liya
Chhatr Ne Bade Maasoomiyat Se Bola Guruji
Ghar Par Bol Doonga Ik Kutte Ne Kha Liya.

Ginti Ke Teacher Ne Khali Katori Me Roti Ko Dubaya
Yah Dekhkar Mera Dimag Bahut Hee Chakraaya
Maine Poochha Yah Kya Hai Guru Ji
Maan Ki Dal Hai Unhonne Mujhe Samjhaya.

Armaan Me Kali Ghata Chhaai Hai
Aaj Fir Teacher Se Maar Khai Hai
Sab Kahte Hai Sudhar Ja Sudhar Ja
Par Kya Kare Aaj Maidam Fir
Katrina Banke Aai Hai.

Kabhi Shaant, Kabhi Gusse Mein, Teacher Ki Ye Adaen 
Hamari Har Shararat Par, Bas Aankhen Ghurae.

Kaise Mumkin Tha Kisi Dava Se Ilaaj Gaalib 
Ishq Ka Rog Tha Maa Ki Chappal Se Hee Aaraam Aaya.

Ap Ki Smile Ne Sare Jahan Ko Hila Diya
Koma Se Jage Howe Mareez Ko Dara Kar Sula Diya.

Samandar Se Keh Do Apni Maujen Sambhaal Ke Rakhe 
Jindagi Mein Toophaan Laane Ke Lie Bivi Hee Kafi Hai.

Hava Ka Jhonka Aaya to Teri Khushboo Sath Laya 
Main Samajh Gaya Ki Tu Aaj Phir Nahin Nahaya.

 Ishq Ki Aag Mein Jalkar Khaak Na Ho Jao
Inbox Mein Utna Hee Ghuso Ke Block Na Ho Jao.

Ishq Karne Se Pehle Uska Anjaam Dekh Lo 
Phir Bhi Samajh Mein Na Aae to 
Gajnee Aur Tere Naam Dekh Lo.

Laakhon Honge Nigah Mein Kabhi Mujhe Bhi Pick Karo 
Mere Pyaar Ke Icon Pe Kabhi to Double-Click Karo.

Kal Jab Mile the Dil Mein Hua Ek Sound 
Aaj Mile to Kehte Hai Your File Not Found.

Kya lekar aaya tha, Kya lekar jayega? 
Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim Tu kitna chillar bachayega?

Kabar Ka Haal Murda Janta Hai 
Aur Pathri Ka Haal Gurda Janta Hai.

Arz Kiya Hai Dena Hai Ye Dil Daan Mein 
Dena Hai Ye Dil Daan Mein Koi Hai Kya 
Mast Item Aapke Dhyaan Mein.

Pani Aanay Ki Baat Karte Ho
Dil Jalane Ki Baat Karte Ho
Char Din Se Moo Nahi Dhoya 
Tum Nahane Ki Baat Karte Ho.

Dekha Tujhe to Rooh Khush Ho Gayi
Ek Kami Thi Vo Bhi Puri Ho Gayi
Pagal Hain Vo Log Jo Kehte Hain Ke
Chimpanzi Ki Aakhri Nasal Kahin Kho Gayi.

Tum Jo Aaye Zindagi Mein Baat Ban Gayi 
Tum Jo Aaye Zindagi Mein Baat Ban Gayi 
Samose Me Chatni Daali Chaat Ban Gayi.

Unhone Ne Dekha Humein Tirchi Nazar Se 
To Hum Madhosh Ho Gaye Jab Pata Chala Ke 
Unke Nain He Tirche Hai To Hum Behosh Ho Gaye.

Aankhon Mein Nami Thi 
Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi 
Jis Se Raat Bhar Chatting Ki Vo
Girlfriend Ki Mummy Thi.

Jab Hum Unke Ghar Gae Kehne Dil Se Dil Laga Lo 
Unki Maan Ne Khola Darvaja Hum Ghabra Kar Bole 
Aanti Bachhon Ko Poliyo Drop Pilva Lo.

Main Pyaar Likhta Raha Wo Pyaaz Padhti Rahi
Ek Nuktay Ne Meri Mohabbat Ka Saalan Bana Dala.

Dikhta Nahin Mera Pyaar Dil Ki Kachchi Ho Kya
Har Baat Par Hmm Bolti Ho Chhoti Bachchi Ho Kya.

Woh Bewafa Hai To Kya Hua Mat Bura Kaho Usko 
Tum Mujhsey Set Ho Jaao Daffaa Karo Usko.

Muskarahat to Har Kisi Ladki Ki Ada Hai
Aur Jo Ise Pyaar Smajh Baithe 
Woh Sabse Bada Gadha Hai.

Shayar Hoon Arj Karta Hoon Shayari 
Sunlo Itni Bhi Nahi Hai Buri Varna 
Murder Kardoonga Mere Paas Hai Churi.

Gehri Aankhon Ke Samandar Mein Utar Jaane De
Pyaar Ka Mujrim Hoon Mujhe Doob Ke Mar Jaane De
Bill Kitne Tere Phone Ke Bhare Hain Maine
Sochta Hoon Maang Loo Paise Magar Jaane De.

Mohabbat Ke Kharcho Ki Badi Lambi Kahani Hai 
Kabhi Film Dikhani Hai to Kabhi Shopping Karani Hai 
Master Roj Kehta Hai Kahan Hai Fees Ke Paise
 Use Samjhaoon Main Kaise Ke Mujhe Chhori Patani Hai.

Kuch to Tha Uske Hontho Mein Par 
Na Jaane Kyon Sharmaati Thi 
Ek Din Vo Khulkar Hansee to Pata Chala Ke 
Mohatarama Tambaakoo Khaati Thi.

Shayad Mere Pyar Ko Taste Karna Bhool Gayi 
Dil Se Aesa Cut Kiya Ke Paste Karna Bhool Gayi.

Wo Hi Bhi Bolegi, Wo Bye Bhi Bolegi
Wo Ladki Hai Janab Jyada Chipakoge 
to Bhai Bhi Bolegei.

Bada Itrati Phirti Thi Wo 
Apne Husn-e-Rukhsaar Par 
Maayoos Baithi Hai Jabse Dekhi Hai 
Apni Tasveer Card-e-Aadhaar Par.

Chup Ho Kis Wajah Se Humein Maloom Nahi Hai Magar 
Dil Doob Sa Jata Hai Jab Tum Bakwas Nahi Karte.

Tumhari Adaon Pe Main Vari-Vari
Tumhari Adaon Pe Main Vari-Vari
Kya Udhar Light Aa Ri? Idhar Toh 
Aa Ri Ja Ri, Aa Ri Ja Ri.